I am feeling sick. And I just want to clarify that I do not want to give my soul to the devil.
Friday the 13? Okay.
So, I am done with this Semester, and my new favorite restaurant is having free dranks tomorrow. Dang, Im not 21. Oh, well.
Clippers are playing right now. So Great! I am ready to eat some grub.
Do you have a girlfriend?
I’m currently in a very abusive relationship with this money
Exam in 7 minutes.
Uhh…exam in 10 minutes because it starts at 1:30 not 1:15. Fuck me good but he no stay.
I am too old yet too young.
before you have sex with me you have to earn it
take these two potatoes and this goat and bring them to the river valley where you will meet an old gypsy named madam zeroni. carry madam zeroni back up the mountain on your back and allow her to drink from the stream while you sing for her. she will give you a necklace of beads. return them to me to complete the quest.